Squeance

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A squeance is a wet pussy fart

Holy shit I went down on her and she squeanced in my face!

Squeance by Donnied747 August 3, 2007

Words you can keep

squance

The penis.

We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.

squance by lewestogger May 29, 2009

Related Words

Squeance • squance • Squancer • Squeander • squeaner • Squeence • sue-ance

Squancer

Squad enhancer. When you don't really fw someone in your squad but you keep them around for various reasons like, them being popular, just an addon, or that they cool with someone else.

Guy: Why is Isiah even part of the squad
Guy #2: He just a Squancer cause nobody else fuck with him.

Squancer by Klapping with Kermit July 16, 2016

squeaner

A legendary group of warrior monkeys.
This small group consists of Goober, Doremy and Eeblebeeble.

squeaner by anonymouse May 7, 2003

Squeander

Used in You Don't Know Jack 2011 by Donny, meaning to lose or forfeit.

There's a timer tickling away, so the more expodisually you buzz in, the more renumination you'll receive. Or Squeander.

Squeander by rollercoasterocker June 30, 2011

Squeence

The act in which one takes a dead squirrel, removes it's internal organs, and ejaculates inside of the body, and throws it at a friend, like a water balloon, for amusement

Later, I am going to "squeence" my friend at the park.

Squeence by RetardedFatMan January 12, 2019

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026