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We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.
squance by lewestogger May 29, 2009
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Squancer 

Squad enhancer. When you don't really fw someone in your squad but you keep them around for various reasons like, them being popular, just an addon, or that they cool with someone else.
Guy: Why is Isiah even part of the squad
Guy #2: He just a Squancer cause nobody else fuck with him.

squeaner 

A legendary group of warrior monkeys.
This small group consists of Goober, Doremy and Eeblebeeble.
squeaner by anonymouse May 7, 2003

Squeander 

Used in You Don't Know Jack 2011 by Donny, meaning to lose or forfeit.
There's a timer tickling away, so the more expodisually you buzz in, the more renumination you'll receive. Or Squeander.
Squeander by rollercoasterocker June 30, 2011

Squeence 

The act in which one takes a dead squirrel, removes it's internal organs, and ejaculates inside of the body, and throws it at a friend, like a water balloon, for amusement
Later, I am going to "squeence" my friend at the park.
Squeence by RetardedFatMan January 12, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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