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We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.
squance by lewestogger May 29, 2009
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Squancer 

Squad enhancer. When you don't really fw someone in your squad but you keep them around for various reasons like, them being popular, just an addon, or that they cool with someone else.
Guy: Why is Isiah even part of the squad
Guy #2: He just a Squancer cause nobody else fuck with him.

squeaner 

A legendary group of warrior monkeys.
This small group consists of Goober, Doremy and Eeblebeeble.
squeaner by anonymouse May 7, 2003

Squeander 

Used in You Don't Know Jack 2011 by Donny, meaning to lose or forfeit.
There's a timer tickling away, so the more expodisually you buzz in, the more renumination you'll receive. Or Squeander.

Squeence 

The act in which one takes a dead squirrel, removes it's internal organs, and ejaculates inside of the body, and throws it at a friend, like a water balloon, for amusement
Later, I am going to "squeence" my friend at the park.
Squeence by RetardedFatMan January 12, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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