What you call a girl that's between 5'2 and 5'5 with a fat ass and thighs that's been acting like a bitch.
Female (with a fat ass of course): Why you gotta drink and smoke all the time? You're never gonna do shit acting like that. You better clean up your act.
Male: The fuck? I only do that shit on the weekend. Bitch, you squatty.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.