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The quality of being squatty: to have compressed features, to be wider than tall.

Doanld's girlfriend is squatty.

squatty by Jay 2 the 4Skin October 18, 2006

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Squatty

What you call a girl that's between 5'2 and 5'5 with a fat ass and thighs that's been acting like a bitch.

Female (with a fat ass of course): Why you gotta drink and smoke all the time? You're never gonna do shit acting like that. You better clean up your act.

Male: The fuck? I only do that shit on the weekend. Bitch, you squatty.

Squatty by TheFakeMantiTeo May 21, 2015

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squatty

A word used to describe an accountant who works at a large midwestern company

Remember Ron who used to work here, he was very squatty.

squatty by Micah A. January 12, 2008

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squatty potty

A stool for a better stool!

Did you get the new squatty potty?

squatty potty by ajcollins15 March 10, 2016

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squatty body

A girl that is short and has a thick, big butt but is otherwise pretty skinny. They wear jeans a lot and they look really good in them.

Squatty body got it goin on.

squatty body by arrow_keys September 28, 2005

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Squatty Potty

Sex Position: guy sitting on toilet taking a poop while the girl is on top reverse cowgirl.

“My favorite position is the squatty potty. Really helps with my constipation!”

Squatty Potty by Billy Bob Barley March 31, 2021

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squatty potty

Another name for the Carolina squat, the front of the truck is in the air likes it's taking a shit on the squatty potty

"hey look at that truck there"

"it looks like it's on the squatty potty

squatty potty by holy malards September 13, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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