Ashen

The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion.
Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive Care.
by arrow_keys September 15, 2005
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trus and vos

The blades on the hubcaps of tricked out cars that often belong to minorities or some white folks.
Don't fool with my ride when we rollin cuz I'm sittin on trus and vos.
by arrow_keys September 12, 2005
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clean yo kitchen

Black folks' slang for to trim the hair around the upper neck area.
(Young black male walks into the house)
Mom: Son you need to clean yo kitchen
Son: Aight den I'll go to the babashop tamarra
by arrow_keys September 15, 2005
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Protestant

1. Christians who, in the classical sense of the word, reject the authority of the Roman Catholic Church and who believe that tradition, experience and reason should have equal roles in applying God's Word to their lives.

2. A class of people who, up until recently, were in charge of things in the United States. I often greedily wish this was the case still so I could get a leg up in this world.
1. Jan Hus was a protestant before there were Protestants.

2. Ah for the days of old when all you needed was to be a white anglo-saxon protestant male and the world could be your oyster.
by arrow_keys July 18, 2005
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Tattoo

An image or word(s) that a person or animal get permanently injected under their skin. Tattoos help identify lost or missing animals, like brands used to. On humans they are usually jokes, ugly, and they tend to identify the wearer as trailer trash. Hopefully, after a certain amount of time, the human regrets the tattoo and has it removed.
Me: Thank God my dog has a tattoo on her inner lip. She could have been unidentifiable at the pound and eventually euthanized.

Never Me in a Million Years: Why on earth did get this star tattoo back in 2003? It seemed so neat at the time. Bah.
by arrow_keys July 15, 2005
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gross call

An accusation or self-admission when it becomes apparent that someone you thought was attractive, after only seeing him or her from a distance, gets closer and you see that he or she is actually not attractive at all.
Me: Oh look at that hot chick over there.
You: Oh wow.
(She gets closer)
Me: Oh wait. Ugh. Gross call.
by arrow_keys September 09, 2005
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bad religion

One of the most boring bands of all time. This band has a million songs and they all sound the same: sing along lyrics with scientific terms thrown in to show that the singer is one smart mofo.
I got dragged to a Bad Religion show in Austin in 1992 and hated every second of it.
by arrow_keys July 15, 2005
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