Definitions by arrow_keys

squatty body 

A girl that is short and has a thick, big butt but is otherwise pretty skinny. They wear jeans a lot and they look really good in them.

Squatty body got it goin on.

squatty body by arrow_keys September 28, 2005

Ashen 

The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion.

Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive Care.

Ashen by arrow_keys September 27, 2005

clean yo kitchen 

Black folks' slang for to trim the hair around the upper neck area.

(Young black male walks into the house)
Mom: Son you need to clean yo kitchen
Son: Aight den I'll go to the babashop tamarra

clean yo kitchen by arrow_keys September 27, 2005

welldigger's ass

A degree of coldness below about 40 degrees.

It's colder than a welldigger's ass outside.

welldigger's ass by arrow_keys September 27, 2005

trus and vos 

The blades on the hubcaps of tricked out cars that often belong to minorities or some white folks.

Don't fool with my ride when we rollin cuz I'm sittin on trus and vos.

trus and vos by arrow_keys September 25, 2005

gross call 

An accusation or self-admission when it becomes apparent that someone you thought was attractive, after only seeing him or her from a distance, gets closer and you see that he or she is actually not attractive at all.

Me: Oh look at that hot chick over there.
You: Oh wow.
(She gets closer)
Me: Oh wait. Ugh. Gross call.

gross call by arrow_keys September 24, 2005

MTVmo 

Bands with "day"s in their name are an easy indicator: Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, Thursday. If it was the 80s these bands would have been heavy metal bands. If it was the 70s, they would be disco groups. They would have been Pearl Jam in the 1990s. They all sound the same. Snottyish vocals, poppy rythms, lyrics that admit to being loser-ish. They bear no resemblance to authentic emo groups like Rites of Spring, Moss Icon and Heroin.

What MTVmo group will they manufacture next?

MTVmo by arrow_keys September 6, 2005