arrow_keys's definitions

MTVmo

Bands with "day"s in their name are an easy indicator: Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, Thursday. If it was the 80s these bands would have been heavy metal bands. If it was the 70s, they would be disco groups. They would have been Pearl Jam in the 1990s. They all sound the same. Snottyish vocals, poppy rythms, lyrics that admit to being loser-ish. They bear no resemblance to authentic emo groups like Rites of Spring, Moss Icon and Heroin.

What MTVmo group will they manufacture next?

by arrow_keys September 6, 2005

squatty body

A girl that is short and has a thick, big butt but is otherwise pretty skinny. They wear jeans a lot and they look really good in them.

Squatty body got it goin on.

by arrow_keys September 28, 2005

trus and vos

The blades on the hubcaps of tricked out cars that often belong to minorities or some white folks.

Don't fool with my ride when we rollin cuz I'm sittin on trus and vos.

by arrow_keys September 25, 2005

clean yo kitchen

Black folks' slang for to trim the hair around the upper neck area.

(Young black male walks into the house)
Mom: Son you need to clean yo kitchen
Son: Aight den I'll go to the babashop tamarra

by arrow_keys September 27, 2005

Protestant

1. Christians who, in the classical sense of the word, reject the authority of the Roman Catholic Church and who believe that tradition, experience and reason should have equal roles in applying God's Word to their lives.

2. A class of people who, up until recently, were in charge of things in the United States. I often greedily wish this was the case still so I could get a leg up in this world.

1. Jan Hus was a protestant before there were Protestants.

2. Ah for the days of old when all you needed was to be a white anglo-saxon protestant male and the world could be your oyster.

by arrow_keys August 7, 2005

gross call

An accusation or self-admission when it becomes apparent that someone you thought was attractive, after only seeing him or her from a distance, gets closer and you see that he or she is actually not attractive at all.

Me: Oh look at that hot chick over there.
You: Oh wow.
(She gets closer)
Me: Oh wait. Ugh. Gross call.

by arrow_keys September 24, 2005

Ashen

The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion.

Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive Care.

by arrow_keys September 27, 2005