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squatmattress 

whore, slut, TEH DIRTEH. not even a bum that shit his pants would hit it.
dood she is squatmattress
squatmattress by starrie February 6, 2003
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squatshot 

Squatshot is a reusable portable urinary device specifically designed for females. Squatshot can be used whenever a conventional toilet is not available.
Squatshot was originally designed to accommodate female boaters urinate when aboard a boat without a head. Squatshot is now being used by female 4-wheelers, bikers, campers, travelers, etc.
squatshot by keysplz January 30, 2012

squalometer 

A person with real problems. Mostly referred to a guy/girl who has mental issues. People who're names start with an N,E or T is a result of this term.
Wow, he's definitely a squalometer guy.
That girl looks like a squalometer.
squalometer by Squalometer May 16, 2018

Squanomo 

Squanomo is true ledge and native of the finest homestead on West Hancock Avenue formally known as the Hictory Predicament. With his six string in one hand he dishes vodka sodies at Dusty Saloon down the road. Arch nemesis is the midnight joneser and is banned from the state of Arizona. Will buy a bus and follow around Widespread Panic when he graduates like a true wookie.
Holy shit is that squanomo

me: yep

Damn hes a legend
Squanomo by Oaktree71152 March 19, 2019