Squappy

The sound of a wet, farty paper towel hitting a surface. Similar to a queef.

Damn, the sounded squappy

by QueefyBalls June 18, 2021

Squappety Blap

When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef

Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

squippy

Squippy is a hard working, fast paced, enthusiastic person who works in a restaurant or bar. Usually a bartender or a bus boy, sometimes a cook. Squippies are usually young and relatively spiffy in attire. A real go-getter.

Look at Squippy over there! Go Squippy, go!
'or'
Hey Squippy how about a Rum and Pepsi when you have a minute.

by Wiggum July 2, 2008

Squapple

A squapple is a apple with a squirrel tail and head.

I saw a squapple in the tree.

by IAmASquapple June 4, 2014

Squampy

Fishy queef. Very toxic. If inhaled can cause extreme pain in the nostrils and throat. Most of the time it results in loss of sense of smell and a fishy smell on your clothes. If in contact with skin it instantly burns and can cause loss of limbs

Breaking news, a woman in east london has just done an extremely fishy squampy. We would suggest steering clear of that area

by Squampy69 May 7, 2020

Squappo

The art of masterbation with one hand under your leg and either tugging or fingering, which ever you do, and the other gently tickling your feet.

Oh Shit Son, You shoulda seen that guy Squappo.

by Dave December 3, 2004

squarpy

High pitch, annoying sound. Ear piercing sound like a jaybev

When that chick speaks its so squarpy! Fuckin jaybev...

by Negging ten September 30, 2017