Definitions by Squampy69

Dirty Tom 

The act of eating her out and fingering her ass whilst she rubs her face with your balls and calls you daddy

"Me and the gf tried the dirty tom last night. She shat on my finger!"

Dirty Tom by Squampy69 September 7, 2020

Fleef 

A extremely hot and damp queef with visible steam. Sometimes acidic. When acidic it can cause loss of skin and you will be soaked with wet fanny juice.

Help me! Ive fleefed and im soaking wet

Fleef by Squampy69 May 8, 2020

Squampy 

Fishy queef. Very toxic. If inhaled can cause extreme pain in the nostrils and throat. Most of the time it results in loss of sense of smell and a fishy smell on your clothes. If in contact with skin it instantly burns and can cause loss of limbs

Breaking news, a woman in east london has just done an extremely fishy squampy. We would suggest steering clear of that area

Squampy by Squampy69 May 7, 2020