Sqoon

Adj. n. ( Sk-oon ). Sqoon, sqoony. Resembling or acting douche. Those individuals to whom negative attention is drawn, intentionally. Dressing, tattooing oneself with the sole intent of drawing "what a douchebag" stares. These individuals have been known to travel in groups and frequent similar bars and establishments.

"Hi, I'm actually looking for an Affliction shirt or Ed Hardy apparel that would accent my new, dope arm tattoo" Sqoon.

Sqoon by HoChiMin May 1, 2011

Get merch

Get the Sqoon mug.

See more merch

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Get merch

Related Words

Sqoon • Sqooning • SooN • scoon • sooner • shoon • soonish • sloon • soon times • SMOON

Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

Chicken Nugget Scoon by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018