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Spunktacles 

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.
"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
Spunktacles by cheesybeef February 9, 2010
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spunksicle 

A drop of semen that has frozen. It is not a nice sight behold
ewwwwwwwww, someone made a spunksicle
spunksicle by Mungu February 25, 2007

spunkcicle 

when you blow your load in a woman's belly button(outies will not work)then place a toothpick in the jiz and let dry.
hey ladies Jay and I had soo much sex last night we made a spunkcicle for all of you
spunkcicle by Hollywood-27 June 17, 2008

Spunkticle 

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm
Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately
Spunkticle by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019

Spunkticle 

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm
Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately
Spunkticle by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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