Spunkjob

The action of giving a handjob using the natural lubricant of accumulated smegma on the penis.

I gave Eddie a spunkjob the other day and it rocked his socks off

Spunkjob by jedgard May 4, 2024

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spunkjockey

a man who rides another mans cock for the purpose of pleasure and being filled with spunk

hey spunkjockey come and ride my cock...i'm gonna fill you with spunk !

spunkjockey by mike kershaw July 27, 2006

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spunkmobile

When you strap a girl on the front of a car and use her spunk as wiper fluid

Ay man you heard of that diy trick, the spunkmobile

spunkmobile by Hagg6 December 17, 2019

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spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

spunktoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

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Nathans 12 Ton Spunkmobile

A car that runs on natgans spunk
Also known as a diet of natgnas spunk

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Nathans 12 Ton Spunkmobile by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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