The
bee'
s knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his
woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the top of his
head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and
will send you into a hypnotic state with your
heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky
dick that seems like it is smiling at you every
time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome dude and he's amazing in the sack.