The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of
Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo,
God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks
God."
It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."
I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to
shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against
God, and that's why Nephilim
don't exist today?