Sprootz 

A form of imaginary semen that engulfs one's body as they are getting absolutely dominated at Foozball.

"Wow, that guy is horrible at fooz"

Ball goes in again.

"Sprootz!!" Makes masturbation gesture and throws at individual.

Sprootz by 5barfull March 23, 2012

sprootemstold 

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.

"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"

sprootemstold by H43d August 23, 2011

sprooter

An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness

Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter

sprooter by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

sprooting 

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

sprooting by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

Sproot Beer 

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer

Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!

Sproot Beer by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

not noot my sproot

when someone sucks ur penis

will you not noot my sproot pls

not noot my sproot by VeryHydrated July 4, 2019

Spootz 

The stuff that comes out of an animals anal glands.

My dog just spootzed and it smells like rotten ass.

Spootz by PCOSuckit June 18, 2016