Sprootz

A form of imaginary semen that engulfs one's body as they are getting absolutely dominated at Foozball.

"Wow, that guy is horrible at fooz"

Ball goes in again.

"Sprootz!!" Makes masturbation gesture and throws at individual.

by 5barfull March 23, 2012

sprootemstold

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.

"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"

by H43d August 23, 2011

sprooter

An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness

Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter

by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

sprooting

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

Sproot Beer

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer

Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!

by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

not noot my sproot

when someone sucks ur penis

will you not noot my sproot pls

by VeryHydrated July 4, 2019

Spootz

The stuff that comes out of an animals anal glands.

My dog just spootzed and it smells like rotten ass.

by PCOSuckit June 18, 2016