spritzle

The name for extremely light rainfall. When the rain is not hard enough to be called "Sprinkles"

I wish it would sprinkle instead of spritzle.

by samajiimamamimi May 22, 2007

Spritzle

Spritzle is the sound made by a very gentle, rain.

I awoke to quiet spritzle and the Cardinal's call.

by icing3 May 16, 2018

Spritzle

It is another way of saying sprite

Pass me a spritzle.

Gotta love a cold spritzle.

by KingLouieThe5th April 29, 2025

Spritzle

Another name for a sprite soda.

Hand me a spritzle

by KingLouieThe5th May 8, 2025

Grape Spritzer

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008

Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016