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Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.
Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.
Spanklenuts by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

sprinklets 

tiny drops of water not to be confused with mist. Usually pleasant in feeling.
While driving behind a semi, I got sprinklets on my windshield.
sprinklets by hayleydinsedro October 27, 2008

jizz sprinklets 

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.
"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."
jizz sprinklets by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

Sprinkletits 

A raging homosexual who likes to prey on little children in minecraft servers,
That weirdo is acting like a real Sprinkletits right now
Sprinkletits by ConstantiamFan February 12, 2022