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Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.
Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.
Spanklenuts by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

sprinklets 

tiny drops of water not to be confused with mist. Usually pleasant in feeling.
While driving behind a semi, I got sprinklets on my windshield.
sprinklets by hayleydinsedro October 27, 2008

jizz sprinklets 

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.
"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."
jizz sprinklets by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

Sprinkletits 

A raging homosexual who likes to prey on little children in minecraft servers,
That weirdo is acting like a real Sprinkletits right now
Sprinkletits by ConstantiamFan February 12, 2022

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026