A town in McHenry County, IL that has the most stuck up assholes on this planet. All the people that live here need a smack in the face. Everybody that lives here are gay and are the bigest assholes in all of Illinois. Spring Grove is a shit hole town that has nothing to do.

Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Spring Grove, IL later.

Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!

Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.

20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.

Person 1: Lets kick his ass.

Person 2: I'm with you on that.

Spring Grove, IL by blackstreet December 8, 2010

Spring Grove, IL

A town in McHenry County, IL. It is known to be the worst and boring place to live in. Alot of people in this town need a smack in the face. Everybody here are gay and are assholes.

Hey you want to go to Spring Grove, IL? Hell no! I'd rather watch grass grow.

Spring Grove, IL by blackstreet December 8, 2010

Spring Grove Gripper

When you are butt ass naked and insert a cigarette in your anus while clenching your hole & cheeks

“Hey yo! Have you ever done a spring grove gripper?” “OH HEEL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SMOKING TECHNIQUE!!! HOMIE”

Spring Grove Gripper by 2nd amendment enjoyer January 14, 2026

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like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

like a boxing glove on a spring. by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

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