spranks are usually pretty tight, except at times can be tools the size of a bulldozer. Which are pretty fucking big. Spranks remind me of a big huge happy bear, like Winnie the Pooh. Except Winnie the Pooh saying some really dumb shit, having awful comebacks, and (hopefully) wearing more than a red shirt. In all, it's good to be a sprank.
"mothafuckin spranks on a mothafuckin plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane"
by hard major kaos September 4, 2006
Example 1:
Friend 1- Oh I'm so bored, I've got nothing to do!
Friend 2- Go have a sprank.
Example 2:
Me - Wooo I'm unemployed, gonna go have a sprank!!
Friend 1- Oh I'm so bored, I've got nothing to do!
Friend 2- Go have a sprank.
Example 2:
Me - Wooo I'm unemployed, gonna go have a sprank!!
by Wanalmorgasm Simpson February 24, 2013
1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
To be 'Spranked' is a 2023 British craze whereby a hyperlinks are masked (predominantly through work communications), taking users inadvertently through to profiles of unexpecting work colleagues. The craze was inspired by Rickrolling.
Used to describe a prank that can result in affliction to the prank victim. Formed from a combination of the words "pranked" and "spanked"
Wow, you really spranked me yesterday. I have a bruise on my shoulder now.
That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!
That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!
by PieMan3259 April 2, 2018
by TheNameless April 20, 2004
by Firebird November 21, 2003