Sprainus

An aliment caused by the passing of an abnormally large stool.

"Blimey! that was like crapping a melon! I think I've caused myself a sprainus”

by Mr NT September 14, 2010

scrainus

the soft patch of skin that is located between the scrotum and the anus. usually very wrinkled and has a tinge of brown due to it's close proximity to the anus. Its name derives from part scrotum + part anus = scrainus

example a: yesterday i had a terrible itch on my scrainus.
example b: dont you think paul bettinger's face looks like a scrainus?

by jfreakind August 30, 2007

Sprainish Inquisition

When you never expected to sprain your ankle during a walk.

Me: Ouch!

Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!

Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.

by Krizonaux August 29, 2019

Splainus

the splitting of the Anus.

Jerry's splainus happened from him falling on a stump.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018