Sprainus

An aliment caused by the passing of an abnormally large stool.

"Blimey! that was like crapping a melon! I think I've caused myself a sprainus”

Sprainus by Mr NT September 14, 2010

scrainus 

the soft patch of skin that is located between the scrotum and the anus. usually very wrinkled and has a tinge of brown due to it's close proximity to the anus. Its name derives from part scrotum + part anus = scrainus

example a: yesterday i had a terrible itch on my scrainus.
example b: dont you think paul bettinger's face looks like a scrainus?

scrainus by jfreakind August 30, 2007

Sprainish Inquisition 

When you never expected to sprain your ankle during a walk.

Me: Ouch!

Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!

Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.

Sprainish Inquisition by Krizonaux August 29, 2019

Splainus 

the splitting of the Anus.

Jerry's splainus happened from him falling on a stump.

Splainus by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016