Sports hot

A woman that's only hot in a sports setting.

Man #1: Danica Patrick is hot.
Man #2: (Looks at Man #1 strangely)
Man #1: Well...she's sports hot.
Man #2: Tru dat.

by obamafannumber95 December 13, 2009

Sports Hot

The hotness factor of a female is enhanced because she plays professional or collegiate sports

Danica Patrick is sports hot but if she worked at Home Depot she would be alright.

by T-Silb March 14, 2013

hot shorts

They're the spandex shorts in bright colors. Used by sluts for raves and what not.

Damn bro, check out the fine ass bitch in the pink hot shorts, I think her vagina is waving at me!

by badbitchez69 February 24, 2017

Sportshole

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.

"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

Sportshour

The amount of time between the same story on consecutive airings of SportsCenter on ESPN. When a person realizes it has been one sportshour, they also realize that they are completely wasting their time.

A sportshour is equivalent in length to one hour.

Guy1: Yo dude didn't they already show highlights from the Knicks-Bulls game?
Guy2: Yeah cus it's been one sportshour, lets go do something else.

by --Mike-- November 15, 2011