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E-sported
E-sported by Locosmocos January 24, 2018
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sworted
sworted by Thatonedramaticperson March 4, 2021
white spotted bambi
While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.
Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.
Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.
white spotted bambi by strawberrytaco October 13, 2009
Spottedleaf
Spottedleaf is a small, lithe, soft-furred, dark tortoiseshell-and-white she-cat with large, warm, amber eyes, and white-tipped ears. Her coat is distinctively dappled and mottled with orange and brown markings, and she has small white paws and a black-tipped, gold-and-brown-striped tabby tail. She was the previous Medicine Cat Of ThunderClan.
Killed by: Clawface and Mapleshade
Mentored by: Thrushpelt and Featherwhisker
Apprentices: None
Preceded by: Featherwhisker
Succeeded by: Yellowfang of ShadowClan
Mother: Swiftbreeze
Father: Adderfang
Sisters: Willowpelt and Leopardfoot (older)
Brothers: Redtail and Patchpelt (older)
Killed by: Clawface and Mapleshade
Mentored by: Thrushpelt and Featherwhisker
Apprentices: None
Preceded by: Featherwhisker
Succeeded by: Yellowfang of ShadowClan
Mother: Swiftbreeze
Father: Adderfang
Sisters: Willowpelt and Leopardfoot (older)
Brothers: Redtail and Patchpelt (older)
“Spottedleaf may not be in StarClan anymore, but she lives in our hearts.” - Jayleaf (quote from me)
Spottedleaf by Jayleaf October 18, 2018
rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers
rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005
Got It Sorted
Got It Sorted by wardswords November 29, 2016
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