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Spoonani 

When you spoon someone and line your crotch up to their poonani with the intent of forking.
Why do you want me to turn my back to you?

Because I want to Spoonani
Spoonani by Bro sephine February 8, 2019
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Spoonan Nunan 

A pedophilic male teacher who pervs on young female students. A teacher who generally is a party pooper and likes to have no fun.
A teacher is looking down a girls shirt:

"Hey, that teacher is chucking a Spoonan Nunan"
Spoonan Nunan by Keefey69 September 7, 2005

spoonakiss 

The act of spooning and kissing at the same time. Spoonining usually leads to forking.
Hey babe when you get off work can we spoonakiss.
spoonakiss by hdaduck April 10, 2009

Spoonami 

A blast of water caused by placing a spoon under a faucet.
"So I tried doing the dishes, but I was hit by spoonami!"
Spoonami by Rusty Dilder February 14, 2014

Spoonatizer 

A dramatic messy person who likes to stir up drama just to get attention and make themselves happy but deep down inside they’re not happy.
This person is a total spoonatizer because she loves to stir up drama just to get a thrill out of it.
Spoonatizer by LonLon21da1 January 12, 2023
A person who should clear up there act

word originates from FIJI
" mutta im addicted to drugs"

"Ohhh Tukati (spoolani)"
spoolani by sk8d87 October 10, 2008

Spoofani-pusu 

A slang term that means dumb bitch
Wow my girl friend is such a spoofani-pusu.
Spoofani-pusu by schwinic November 9, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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