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Legend says that Sonix was one of three Afghani bois that used to chill with 7 kids from Lester B. Pearson Highschool in calgary, Alberta, Canada. These kids called themselves "Kudu soccer freaks". Sonix was one of three brothers, the other two, Bonix and Zonix, apparently lived the same type of life as Sonix and grew up to be Hardcore Afghani Gangster Kudu Soccer Freaks. The kids from Lester B. Pearson High School say that Sonix was beaten severely by his parents when he was little and he grew up to be an amazing Soccer player. The kids say that NOBODY could beat Sonix in a Soccer game or even a challenge in Juggling. You couldn't kick Sonix' ass, just because EVERYBODY had his back. You just couldn't mess with him. Sonix died sometime in June 2006, which coincidentally happens to be the same year in which the 7 kids graduated from Lester B. Pearson High School. The kids say that his spirit roams the halls of the school in search of one last soccer game.
kudu | August 16th, 2006 at 12:36 am

oh nice kudu soccer freaks

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Zonix | August 16th, 2006 at 12:41 am

oye, afghun mafia bro soccer freaks

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futbolista | August 16th, 2006 at 12:45 am

yo man u know wot im talkin about man that is ronaldinhos home man dont mess with me okay? im tony montana okay and i love that house man

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ghulam | August 16th, 2006 at 12:52 am

cuzin why am i chilling here bro i thought it was whitehorn station oh shiet im drunk. ghulam ko mess nahi karlayna

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Oye! Sonix kudu mafia bro hai! KUDU SOCCER FREAKS FOR LIFE! PATRIOTS PRIDE!
Sonix by Kudu September 17, 2008
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Legend says that Sonix was one of three Afghani bois that used to chill with 7 kids from Lester B. Pearson Highschool in calgary, Alberta, Canada. These kids called themselves "Kudu soccer freaks". Sonix was one of three brothers, the other two, Bonix and Zonix, apparently lived the same type of life as Sonix and grew up to be Hardcore Afghani Gangster Kudu Soccer Freaks. The kids from Lester B. Pearson High School say that Sonix was beaten severely by his parents when he was little and he grew up to be an amazing Soccer player. The kids say that NOBODY could beat Sonix in a Soccer game or even a challenge in Juggling. You couldn't kick Sonix' ass, just because EVERYBODY had his back. You just couldn't mess with him. Sonix died sometime in June 2006, which coincidentally happens to be the same year in which the 7 kids graduated from Lester B. Pearson High School. The kids say that his spirit roams the halls of the school in search for one last soccer game.
kudu | August 16th, 2006 at 12:36 am

oh nice kudu soccer freaks

Posted from Canada
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Zonix | August 16th, 2006 at 12:41 am

oye, afghun mafia bro soccer freaks

Posted from Canada
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futbolista | August 16th, 2006 at 12:45 am

yo man u know wot im talkin about man that is ronaldinhos home man dont mess with me okay? im tony montana okay and i love that house man

Posted from Canada
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ghulam | August 16th, 2006 at 12:52 am

cuzin why am i chilling here bro i thought it was whitehorn station oh shiet im drunk. ghulam ko mess nahi karlayna

Posted from Canada
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Oye! Sonix kudu mafia bro hai! KUDU SOCCER FREAKS FOR LIFE! PATRIOTS PRIDE!
Sonix by Kudu September 17, 2008
A sponx is a sex move in which the male inserts a box of crayons into his anus whilst in a robot costume. During this fiasco, the woman dumps a wocky slush down her throat and regurgitates it on his nipples*
“Dude. Liam pulled a sponx on Stacey and she was loving it””
“The fuck is wrong with you?”
sponx by _Brian_ January 21, 2021

minto sponinto 

That bitches tits are fucking minto sponinto man
minto sponinto by Kvlt666 January 16, 2009
the best ship in the world (between spiw and monika)
"wow! have you seen sponika recently? theyre such a good couple."
sponika by iiryujin March 6, 2022
Owns you..already beat you to it.
Sonix > YOU! noob.
sonix by snx February 21, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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