SpongeFuck

Engage in anal sex while watching sponge-bob theme song, then you parter releases feces on you penis while urinating making a spongy material, preceding to wash your partner with your 'sponge'.

I spongefucked my partner last night.

by Dick stapled February 23, 2011

spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

stoogefuck

A dupe, sucker, or person who is easily taken advantage of.

That stoogefuck believed me when I told him it cost fifty dollars to be my friend.

by None of your business January 3, 2005

Sponge fuck

Sponge fucking is where you get a lot of seamen and soak it up with a sponge, then squeeze it out inside a vagina as a way of artificial insemination

Yesterday, me and my wife Jenifer tried sponge fucking as an alternative to regular sex

by civeret August 17, 2010

spinefuck

To rip someones head off and thrust your penis down the spinal column until ejaculation.

That bitch just wanted to get spinefucked

by EJD May 23, 2003

stonefucking

The amazing sex you have while stoned!

Omg that was the best stonefucking ever

by Baked2Night March 15, 2024