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Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.
Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!
Double Spoking by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.
"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

sporking 

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
sporking by Rosie November 5, 2003
Word of the Day on October 17, 2011

Spocking Fives 

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.
That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.
Spocking Fives by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015
To pleasure a lady with your hand using a Mork and Mindy nanu nanu hand style gesture.
I have her a good spoking last night
Spoking by studleymoore January 14, 2010

spocking 

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking
spocking by ben January 11, 2004