Splurgary 

A surgical procedure that is not needed. But is what you want to have so one can feel better about themselves. Or alter the book of life that God has written.

My nose was crooked so I had a "splurgary" to straighten it.

Splurgary by Wise1Done February 28, 2022

plastic splurgery 

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card

Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

plastic splurgery by volleyballr April 5, 2009

Gloop in the splurgy 

The action of smoking pot. Getting high asf.

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

Gloop in the splurgy by BiteBobTheBuilder October 19, 2020

Surgary

the white version of salty. mad, angry, outraged.

on a scale of one to surgary how sweet-tart are you?

im so surgary that we lost that game!!

Surgary by keyxyz September 11, 2010

Splungry 

Sooper hungry

Alex is splungry. His stomach is empty after he left night dirt on my bathroom floor.

Splungry by Rufus T. Harlemberry August 16, 2011

snurgary 

A place of solitude where a gent my enjoy the scent of his soiled lingerie collection (some may be stolen)

Erm, I can,t make this evening, I have an appointment at the snurgary

snurgary by bathgirl July 27, 2010

Splurgey 

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

Splurgey by Funguser December 2, 2021