Splurgey

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

Splurgey by Funguser December 2, 2021

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urge to splurge

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

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excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card

Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

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1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

The action of smoking pot. Getting high asf.

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

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To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.

Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.

Splurge by Jordan King October 29, 2005

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