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A 14 year old gamer, who gets hate Cause he's a beast. He games like a baller, does commentaries like a boss. He is a chill gamer, loves his subs. Plays with them, he may be annoying, but you gotta love him. Splamming is probably the best youtuber out there, so humble to his fans. Enough said!
Dude after i watched Splamming ('s) video, i had to go wash my hands.
Splamming by Splamming Fans September 24, 2011
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Just the thought of this word makes every mexican american wanna run straight back over the boarder. It also rhymes with scamming, a short stubby mexican who scams. It also makes for a bad youtube name. Bad soccer player mommas boy and still drinks out of a bottle. Additced to LiL Wayne. 14 yr old spoiled brat.
That bitch was up on me all night and she was Splamming!

Hell Naa That Nigga Splamming Gay "NO Homo NO homo"
Splamming by AliG^ May 2, 2011

Shame-splaining 

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.
James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

update spamming 

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.
Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.
update spamming by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017

Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.
Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Bongo-Slamming 

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.
An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.
Bongo-Slamming by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!
Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!