The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.