Sploonge 

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.

My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.

Sploonge by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003

sploonge 

to cum in extraordinary amounts

i sploonged all over her face. i sloonged till i looked like a prune.

sploonge by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Sploonge 

The sound of a large shit dropping into the toilet (The plop sound)

Ow it hurts...sploonge.

Sploonge by Natalee August 13, 2006

Sploonge 

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.

"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."

Sploonge by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006

Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

splooge stick 

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

splooge 

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

splooge by sploogman101 April 22, 2010