Sploojizz

When a man puts a load into a woman’s nostril and she farmer blows it out onto his chest.

Ryan: “Damn it last night I tried to keep it in her nose but she sploojizzing on me.”
Tom: “I’m sorry man that’s messed up.”

by Rucas leuter May 15, 2024

spoojizzle

A new funky way to say "semen, ejaculate" etc...

I shot my spoojizzle out of my peanizzle. :)

by Mike L P. September 11, 2008

splooshizzle

The result of placing a bath bomb in the bath tub.

The bath bomb made a splooshizzle when it hit the water.

by Grintags March 6, 2019

Spoojizacum

A slang word for semen.

"Man, I just fired spoojizacum all over her face!"

by hatedirtydancing December 25, 2009

Spoojizicum

A german sweetener

I put spoojizicum in my tea instead of sugar

by Daniel Craig June 10, 2018

spoojizzicum

1.) a very popular Swedish cereal brand.

2.) another name for sweet and low.

3) what shoots out your nose while having sexual intercourse.

4.) a fancy Spanish dance routine requiring all those over 55 to drop it low

5.) the act of jerking your own dog until he spoojizzicums
6.) piling more than 3 folded blankets over a boy's face to suffocate him.

7.) a gooey, molasses-like substance that it used when one does not have enough milk for their cereal bowl
8.) the result of leaving orange juice in the sun for 8 or more days, and then consuming it.
9.) when you split your femur in two pieces, with one piece sticking out, then proceed to do crunches and are concurrently stabbing your stomach with your exposed femur.

This is my favorite cereal! Spoojizzicum, the brand that's sweeping the nation, or province, or territory?

I hate that boy! I'm going get all my blankets together and spoojizzicum him tonight...

by mozneurosurgeon December 8, 2013

Sponjizz

The act of jizzing into multiple sponges. Thus, Spunjizz!

There were so many sponjizz around waiting for all the sponjizzers

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014