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splitsville 

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.
1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"
splitsville by Mark_C May 13, 2006
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Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville USA 

When one bird at a restaurant wants one dish and another bird wants that dish also, and thinks another looks delightful too.
Hey [Honey babeometer}, you wanna do splitsville USA?
Splitsville USA by Gloria Todd January 12, 2004

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, and spits the cum into Person B's mouth.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
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