Splitizen

An individual with multiple citizenship.

Charles has a dual citizen ship. He is Bermudian, and American. He is therefore a Splitizen.

by donaldj February 22, 2010

shitizen

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.

They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.

by shitizen April 6, 2010

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.

Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.

by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

Sitizen

a citizen with social responsibility

Become a Sitizen and make the world a happy home.

by jignesh talasila November 30, 2009

Upstanding shitizen

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.

Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!

by Thejesse44 June 13, 2018

shitizen

A person who does not do his/her part as a citizen or his/her country.

A Shitizen is someone who whines about the way our government runs our country but does not bother to vote during elections and referenda.

by Jeff Bedia February 6, 2008

shitizen

ever taxed, never electing.

a shitizen lives a shit life.

by dj wayne January 6, 2013