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A citizen or political figure who is a do-nothing, one who sits like a lame duck and does not participate in the contributing actions of normal society. An extremely boring citizen. A citizen who should be confined to a chair, perhaps even an electric one.
After Bush's presidency, he will be reduced from a poor political figure to just your average sitizen.
sitizen by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

shitizen 

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.
They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
shitizen by shitizen April 6, 2010

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.
Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

Upstanding shitizen 

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.
Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!

shitizen 

A person who does not do his/her part as a citizen or his/her country.
A Shitizen is someone who whines about the way our government runs our country but does not bother to vote during elections and referenda.
shitizen by Jeff Bedia February 6, 2008

shitizen 

ever taxed, never electing.
a shitizen lives a shit life.
shitizen by dj wayne January 6, 2013
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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