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Sitizen

Become a Sitizen and make the world a happy home.
by jignesh talasila November 30, 2009
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sitizen

A citizen or political figure who is a do-nothing, one who sits like a lame duck and does not participate in the contributing actions of normal society. An extremely boring citizen. A citizen who should be confined to a chair, perhaps even an electric one.
After Bush's presidency, he will be reduced from a poor political figure to just your average sitizen.
by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007
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shitizen

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.
They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
by shitizen April 6, 2010
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Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.
Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009
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Upstanding shitizen

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.
Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!
by Thejesse44 June 13, 2018
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shitizen

A person who does not do his/her part as a citizen or his/her country.
A Shitizen is someone who whines about the way our government runs our country but does not bother to vote during elections and referenda.
by Jeff Bedia February 6, 2008
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shitizen

ever taxed, never electing.
a shitizen lives a shit life.
by dj wayne January 6, 2013
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