splusher 

when you take a big wet shit and the action of the loaf falling into the toilet causes a splash of water up into your asscrack causing incredible uncomfortableness

god damn splusher,now I got a wet asscrack

splusher by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

Bowl splasher 

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.

Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit

Bowl splasher by janman543 April 16, 2009

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

Two Pound Butt Splasher by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Splaque Splushe 

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.

Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.

Splaque Splushe by Haley Rose March 6, 2008

dick splasher 

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

dick splasher by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

splasher 

The splash of water that hits your ass or nuts when you take a big shit and the water splashes back up

After that big poo the splasher made my whole ass wet

splasher by Yourleftnut March 28, 2003

splushed

Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.

The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.

I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!

splushed by baronbloodbath October 30, 2011