Splextin
Person 1: Motha fucka you best not be splextin right now.
Person 2: Man you know I would never splext yo girl.
Person 2: Man you know I would never splext yo girl.
Words you can keep
spexting
The pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of sexting. Often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.
Selexting
The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.
I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.
Or -
I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!
Or -
I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!
Selexting by sayfromage May 18, 2014
Slexting
The Definition of "Sexting"....is the combination of sleeping and texting. When one is sleeping and recieves a text message and replies without being fully awake. Therefore the Next morning one will not remember Slexting nor have any idea what the Slext said.
Hey bro, last night i text you to see what was going on...and you replied "waffles"....whats up with that?
Fuck my bad guy, i was hella slexting you...
Fuck my bad guy, i was hella slexting you...
Slexting by Thizz Gabe April 14, 2008
Slexting
Slexting
The Definition of "Slexting"....is the combination of sleeping and texting. When one is sleeping and recieves a text message and replies without being fully awake. Therefore the Next morning one will not remember Slexting nor have any idea what the Slext said.
Hey bro, last night i text you to see what was going on...and you replied "waffles"....wh ats up with that?
Fuck my bad guy, i was hella slexting you...
Fuck my bad guy, i was hella slexting you...
Slexting by Thizz Gabe April 21, 2008
spexting
The act of sharing ones most romantic, intimate, and vulnerable inner most thoughts and/or feelings via the combined assimilation of spooning and texting when the physical means or attributes of spooning are not applicable nor available.
Similar to sexting
Similar to sexting
My boyfriend and I were spexting all morning about whether or not our future possible children would be ravishing UFC beasts or genius millionaire nerds who would take care of us when we retire.
spexting by thehagness June 12, 2011
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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