A high-energy, sexually charged exercise routine designed to isolate and work the buttocks and thighs but also benefits the calves and abs. See twerk. Exercise can be performed anyplace/anytime. Best places are: Wal-Mart, any convenience store, supermarket, department store, gas station and especially at home. Be sure to wear spandex boy shorts and an exercise bra. Expect to draw a large audience of loser guys who love to objectify women.
Girl, you sure have a nice donky booty.
Aw thanks, I watched a twerkout video on youtube and followed the moves!
Aw thanks, I watched a twerkout video on youtube and followed the moves!
by sayfromage August 03, 2013
The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.
I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.
Or -
I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!
Or -
I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!
by sayfromage May 19, 2014