Spleten 

Spleten is to do the act of splitting open a women's vagina.

"Damn Brianna, Kaiden spleten Summer's pussy."

Spleten by I'm_Totally_legit January 25, 2019

spleens the cat 

Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.

You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!

spleens the cat by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019

Spleens 

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
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Spleens by Spleens March 28, 2020

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

spleeny 

Having a low tolerance for pain or discomfort, especially cold.

From: Maine and Atlantic Canada.

He's wicked spleeny. A little bit of a chill and he's whining like a puppy.

spleeny by Nikkiru December 17, 2004

spleen 

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

spleen by Morathor March 30, 2004