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Splet

spelt: To spell a word incorrectly.
oh splet!
by Eddy Avro October 25, 2010
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Splet

verb (used without object), spleep, splet·ing.
to take the rest afforded by a suspension of voluntary bodily functions and the natural suspension, complete or partial, of consciousness; cease being awake.

alt. to be Rob

alt. an activity particular to the NE of the Republic of Ireland, possibly to do with livestock; definitely to do with alcoholic beverages
I splet in

I spletted too much and now feel shame

Now, be good and have a nice early spleep
by The Great Mysterius July 11, 2019
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Splet

the way one says "spelt" when they have had little to no sleep.
for a second i thought i "splet" that wrong
by argus. May 7, 2022
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Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.
"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018
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Splatchy

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"
Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019
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Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.
Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.
by R33001 May 8, 2022
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Spetsnaz

Historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service GRU, the Spetsnaz GRU. Currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the Ministry of Emergency Situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-Soviet countries.
by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013
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