Splelping 

Splelping (Verb): Fucking a balloon animal.

Jesterious Quartzyear, CEO of Clamworks: Theah so after the carnival I joetally took all my balloon animal hoes down to my splelpcave because I've become a total splelping addict who fucks balloon animals constantly vruh.

*Splelp* *Splelp* *Splelp* That's the sound of your cock grinding between the hips of a balloon animal.

Splelping by brapsusirony February 25, 2023

Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.

Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"

Sleeping Warrior by theboobox October 21, 2019

sleepingz

When a person is knocked out, usually in a dramatic fashion.

"SLEEPINGZ!!!" (immediately said after watching a knockout)

sleepingz by Mr. Flip May 3, 2008

Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.

I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.

Sleeping with Pete by melodyq February 2, 2009

sleeping on you 

Not paying any attention

I can't believe everybody is sleeping on you.

sleeping on you by MSKSBOYD July 14, 2016

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017

Sklepping 

The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep

Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?

Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!

Sklepping by Founder's Dining Whore May 26, 2018