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Spleeple 

Sleepy people.

Spleeple.

The entire population of the 6am train, excluding meth heads.

Every student ever to do an early morning exam without chemical aid.

Spleeple.
1.
*day of exam, on train*

John, loudly: "All you fucking spleeple better wake the fuck up or get back to bed, 'cause it's crunch time."

2.

Jane: "Baby, come to bed. It's 4AM, we had a big dinner. How are you hungry?"

Jim: "Spleeple gotta eat babe. Spleeple gotta eat."
Spleeple by tim seward May 14, 2014
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sleepless 

with out sleep you close your eyes only for them to open again u blink and its already 6 am and you hear the stupid bird chirping outside and you just want to hit them with a rock
boy: I slept great

girl: I was sleepless go fuck yourself brad
sleepless by bella_5792 July 6, 2015

Sleepless Elite 

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.
Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!
Sleepless Elite by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.
"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

sleepless night 

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.
sleepless night by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Sleepless touch 

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.
I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.

A Sleepless Melody

A sleepless Melody is a fantastic Acoustic duo from the suburbs of Melbourne. They have a large fanbase not only on Myspace, but Twitter and Facebook alike. Andrew Turner (Guitarist) and Matthew Seymour (Vocalist) are some of the sweetest guys with the kindest intentions. They love their fans and refure to them as 'friends'. Anyone who has seen them live will see the pure emotion on their face and know that these boys have an amazing future ahead. They mean a lot to every fan and the fucking rock! :D
Shan: Hey, man! Did you go to the A Sleepless Melody gig on the weekend!?
Mim: Yeah, man! They freakin' kicked it!
Shan: Matt hugged me and called me Lennie again! D:
Mim: HAHAHAHAHAHA. /Mentally Hi-5's Mattchu.
A Sleepless Melody by Mimishhh October 28, 2010