Spleefin'

The art of spleefin' is a sacred ritual that takes place every Sunday at exactly 11PM... Conducting this ritual is the one and only Jesus Christ. To complete the ritual, one must drop a bar of soap for Jesus, so that he may penetrate your anal regions full of sin, with his almighty finger, to cleans all of ones sins.

*Disclaimer... missing a Sunday spleef will result in the number of fingers increasing, until it gets to the point where Jesus wears your body like a suit, and absorbs you from the inside out...*

Are we Spleefin' today?
How was your Spleef?
I can't wait for Jesus to Spleef me!
Do you want to do a group Spleef?
Lets do our Sunday Spleefin' Session

Spleefin' by JesusSpleefsYou666 October 24, 2026

spleekin splogin 

A yellow zip up sweater

Person 1: hey do you want a spleekin splogin?
Person 2: yes

spleekin splogin by Teagoin December 28, 2020

spleefing 

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing

want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!

spleefing by wormyish May 20, 2011

spleenin 

An unusual amount of drip

That bit spleenin on my momma.

spleenin by Spleenin creator February 9, 2021

SPLEEFING 

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.

SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.

SPLEEFING by Spleefing December 22, 2022

Spleefing 

The act of fisting somebody anally and digging out feces from the inside of the rectum

Me and John were spleefing last night, we got about a whole bucketsworth.

Spleefing by EvilFancyMan June 17, 2024