splatty 

A bald person.

Look at the/that splatty dude walking this way...

splatty by Ashnorris69 November 15, 2018

Splatty 

Used to describe objects(usually food) that have both qualities of being soft and nasty.

John: Bro look at this picture of Al's banana
Hannah: Mmm, lovely banana. Looking splatty.

Splatty by Urban S. Pearl March 14, 2022

Splatty Tomato 

When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”

I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.

Splatty Tomato by brad June 11, 2018

Splatty back 

Splatty back when spooning and there's alot of pre cum

Awh babe you gave me splatty back

E snow

Splatty back by E snow March 22, 2021

Splatty Matty 

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

Splatty Matty by Booridley March 10, 2020

Splatty Mayonnaise 

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

Splatty Mayonnaise by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

splatty natty

Natasha’s now decaying body

If this flops ima pull a splatty natty

splatty natty by boothandbabes March 25, 2022