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The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.
Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
by pearljam December 22, 2013
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