Splatternug

When you cum every where somewhere you don't want to

I splatternug in my classroom in 3rd period

Splatternug by NerdAlertAround October 24, 2016

splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.

seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.

splatterfuck by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

splatterpunk

Horror fiction that usually features graphic depictions of violence, sex, sexual violence, violent sex, gore, and other such things. Well known examples include Jack Ketchum's "Off Season" and Edward Lee's "The Bighead"

This is one extreme splatterpunk novel I'm reading

splatterpunk by Dagon January 10, 2005

splatterbutt 

The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.

After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.

splatterbutt by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

Splatterpuss 

The act of a man tossing a woman's salad while she urinates on the his face

Man, I was so wasted last night, I let Jenny give me a splatterpuss!

Splatterpuss by Tron 2805 December 5, 2006

splattering troy 

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.

My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.

splattering troy by b'out son January 26, 2010

Splatterwag

A particularly violent and obnoxious shit.

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.

Splatterwag by CW_5000 December 31, 2009