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The outcome of drinking a 12 pk of straw-ber-Ritas all to yourself causing you to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds the next day.
-Hey bro, wanna come over and play some Call of Duty.

-Nah man, I've got the splatteritas.
by Cream of frog soup March 19, 2017
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