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Splatterass 

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.
Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..
Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

splatterblast 

To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits
Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"
splatterblast by thejammonster October 1, 2008

splattercast 

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE
omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!
splattercast by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004

splattergasm

The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

Opposite of Splattergasp! The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.
John had a splattergasm when he was able to reheat all of his leftovers without making a mess in the microwave oven!
splattergasm by Emory Forest October 25, 2019

splattergasp 

The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

Opposite of splattergasm; The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!
John's splattergasp over the microwave mess was too funny!
splattergasp by Emory Forest December 12, 2019

Splattergast 

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.
"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".
Splattergast by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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