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It is an adjective that describes the area between the woman's vaginal opening and her anal cavity that has been split open from the birthing process.
During my lap dance, my knee got lost in her splaint.
by Pedro Pescador January 26, 2012
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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