Splaint 

It is an adjective that describes the area between the woman's vaginal opening and her anal cavity that has been split open from the birthing process.

During my lap dance, my knee got lost in her splaint.

Splaint by Pedro Pescador February 20, 2012

Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015

Shame-splaining 

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

Shame-splaining by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

The Splinter Cell 

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

rotator splint 

A rotator splint is an imaginary engine part.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.

rotator splint by bj6665 June 21, 2016

Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Splintch 

Another word for a fat spastic. People who are called a splintch are really annoying, unattractive and lazy.

You are being a splintch! Stop bothering us!

Splintch by Layup Sticker September 1, 2021