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noun:
A spit-in is a form of nonviolent protest in which one party refuses to swallow another party's ejaculate, often to promote change in the relationship, or simply out of spite.
"Yo fellow human, total bummer. My wife's staging a spit-in. I think she's trying to get a bigger allowance. I'm inclined to acquiesce."

"My boyfriend won't gargle my G-juice anymore mom. I bet this is because I puked on his dog."
Spit-in by Vucker June 10, 2009
Words you can keep

Spit in my mouth 

It means exactly what it says. Put your saliva in my mouth. Drool on my tongue.
"Last night when were fucking she said to spit in my mouth. So I did, I spat some saliva on her tongue.

Spit in my mouth 

To quite literally spit in someone's mouth i.e. trading saliva during a kiss
Person1:"Spit in my mouth daddy"
Spit in my mouth by Psychosomatic January 28, 2021

spit in my pussy daddy 

When a female wants some nice slimy saliva in her vagina
Or instead of lube the guy spits on her pussy to make it wet and slippery.
“It’s so dry, spit in my pussy daddy

spit in his butt 

when a thug knocks you out cold and spits in your butt you’re his bitch

guy 1: pull his pants down

guy2: *spits in his butt*
I just knocked this guy out ima spit in his butt
spit in his butt by 2uprn June 29, 2023

spit in her butt 

Typically used with some variation of "I want to". Used to describe a state of sexual attraction to a particular female. Possible reference to how some porn stars will use spit as a lubricant during anal sex.
Guy 1: Damn, that chick is HOT.
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd definitely spit in her butt.
spit in her butt by aaaaaaaa July 28, 2008

spit in the wind 

"Don't spit in the wind" is a commonly euphemized phrase in the USA, out of "Don't piss in the wind," a British nautical phrase with a literal meaning. Both phrases mean "Don't do something self-defeating," in the sense of "If you try to expectorate (urinate), don't do it into (against) the wind or the saliva (urine) will blow back on you in a nasty way."

A futile act is "spitting in the wind." So is a selfless but unheeding act that "boomerangs" or has dire consequences the doer hadn't contemplated, an act that "did more harm than good."
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape /

You don't spit in the wind / *or 'into the wind'

You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger /

and you don't mess around with Jim."

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Popular song, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim", ca. 1972,

James (Jim) Croce, singer/songwriter.

Lyrics copyright (c) EMI Music Publishing (as of this date).

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spit in the wind by al-in-chgo September 15, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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