spintellectual 

From the Far Left to the Far Right, political pundits who use their knowledge, mental and rhetorical abilities not to seek truth or debate ideas, but bend facts, figures and logic to conform to a prescriptive political agenda.

I watch these folks on cable news who are trying to sound smart, but it's so clear they're just spintellectuals.

spintellectual by Andy Establishment June 16, 2012

skintellectual

A wannabe Instagram "model" who feels that he/she is savant on the subject of skincare and the like.

Follow me because I'm super hot. #skintellectual

skintellectual by SeamusOLanigan January 30, 2018

Spinstallectual

A woman of above average intelligence who unfortunately was so concerned with showing off her intellect as a girl that she drove away any boys who were interested in her. She was fine with this until she reached her thirties and heard the loud ticking of her biological clock. She may have dabbled with some lesbian affairs earlier, but now she is desperate to fill a man-sized hole in her life. Never having learned to attract men, she blames them for her lack of fulfillment and doubles down on her behavior, spewing her misandry while also desperately wishing for a man to sweep her off her feet. She is destined to a lonely life of cats and hollow academic pursuits.

Amy was talking to several eligible men in a group chat, but as a spinstallectual, she was unable to control herself and kept insulting them until they all left the chat.

Spinstallectual by The Unmasked Curmudgeon April 14, 2025