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Spins Bitch 

A derogatory demand that requires immediate commpliance from an offender in order to compensate the offended party for a rediculous or otherwise stupid action.

Adapted from World Sailing/ISAF Rules: If a boat fouls another boat during a race and is then protested, the offending boat must complete one or two penalty spins at the first available opportunity without causing any further fouls.
Jake knocked Mike's beer over. Mike then exclaimed "SPINS BITCH!". Jake had no choice but to immediately spin twice, as a result of his stupidity.
Spins Bitch by Cpt. Bilgewater September 10, 2018
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bitch spin 

Putting a singular twin spin globo light as fast as it can go straight down on stage
The light is bitch spinning so good
bitch spin by Hatredbeloved May 5, 2014

spin's bitch

Noun- See David Freidlander
You would have to be a David Freidlander to be spin's bitch.
spin's bitch by Element11 December 28, 2005

spin a bitch 

When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.
Shit dude, Wendys was back there! Should I spin a bitch!?
spin a bitch by TTM October 16, 2004

Spin the bitches 

Irish phrase used to describe the action of pulling a girl in a nightclub. It refers to the gaming technique where a spinning dance move is used on a desired female. The action is often closed with a dip for a higher success rate. In general it concludes with the female being temporarily confused and as a result being more likely to accept the oncoming kiss from the male in pursuit.
Guy 1: 'What's Conor up to?'

Guy 2: 'Ah you know him, he loves to spin the bitches!! He's over there with a hot tamale'

Guy 1: 'I wish I could be Conor...'
Spin the bitches by The Shelf December 30, 2013
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