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Spins Bitch 

A derogatory demand that requires immediate commpliance from an offender in order to compensate the offended party for a rediculous or otherwise stupid action.

Adapted from World Sailing/ISAF Rules: If a boat fouls another boat during a race and is then protested, the offending boat must complete one or two penalty spins at the first available opportunity without causing any further fouls.
Jake knocked Mike's beer over. Mike then exclaimed "SPINS BITCH!". Jake had no choice but to immediately spin twice, as a result of his stupidity.
Spins Bitch by Cpt. Bilgewater September 10, 2018
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bitch spin 

Putting a singular twin spin globo light as fast as it can go straight down on stage
The light is bitch spinning so good
bitch spin by Hatredbeloved May 5, 2014

spin's bitch

Noun- See David Freidlander

You would have to be a David Freidlander to be spin's bitch.
spin's bitch by Element11 December 28, 2005

spin a bitch 

When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.
Shit dude, Wendys was back there! Should I spin a bitch!?
spin a bitch by TTM October 16, 2004

Spin the bitches 

Irish phrase used to describe the action of pulling a girl in a nightclub. It refers to the gaming technique where a spinning dance move is used on a desired female. The action is often closed with a dip for a higher success rate. In general it concludes with the female being temporarily confused and as a result being more likely to accept the oncoming kiss from the male in pursuit.
Guy 1: 'What's Conor up to?'

Guy 2: 'Ah you know him, he loves to spin the bitches!! He's over there with a hot tamale'

Guy 1: 'I wish I could be Conor...'
Spin the bitches by The Shelf December 30, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026