Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019
Get the Sping spong mug.A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
by Gerrick1973 August 30, 2013
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A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.
Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.
Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.
by prince of the lizard people July 21, 2009
Get the Spong mug.A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.
1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot
2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower
1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot
2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower
by AnonymousSR March 27, 2015
Get the Spong mug.A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies
by Shexy Shyman February 5, 2007
Get the spong mug.1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
Get the spong monkey mug.A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.
"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
by Dildo Daggins22 September 16, 2007
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