Spigack

(Noun) A non-functional, substance dependent individual.

Synonyms: Crackhead, junkie,

" damn stephen and ceej blocked me because im a SPIGACK?NO IM NOT! Everyone i know ghosted me.. idc . I was such a good friend to them , throw me aside like TRASH. It really hurt- JIMYAAAH

-"MAtty B! Your sorry ass is annoying as fuck!! Cry yourself out of whatever hole your in, you sad spegack."- luigi

by Dodingo February 17, 2023

spidacked

When a person has taken too much amphetamine or methamphetamine and is going at too fast of a rate to function properly. Often times the person will be paranoid, sketchy, or have nervous twitches. Usually a person that is spidacked will pick at their face excessively and will not leave the house.

She was so spidacked that she could not even show up for our date last night. When I called her she said we could not talk because her phone was tapped. She needs to lay off the dope.

by fartwhisperer July 17, 2010

spagackled

To get too high on crystal meth that you start clucking around like a chicken.

Hey Bill, did you grab my bag of meth ?

No, but you might check with Stephanie. Did you see how spagackled she was last night ?

by hawke4me April 6, 2015

Spagackled

(adj.) The end result of consuming to many illicit, recreational, and or prescription drugs to acheive a euphoric sensation.
-High as a kite.
-Totally inibriated

Yo Leroy ...look at that clown Mark drooling on himself , he must be totally spagackled huh?

by DEADMEAT February 23, 2017

spagack

To fully understand the true meaning of Spagack, one must picture having it screamed at you by a half-crazy, teenage trailer trash guy in a violently yellow shirt from a car driving past at insane speeds, while you stand on the sidewalk and wonder what the fuck just happened.

"Oh man, I'm spagacked outta my gourd."

"SPAGACK!"

"Basically, I just want to go to this rave tonight and get totally spagacked."

by Amolerouth April 29, 2004

spagacked

someone "spun-out" and "over-gacked"
on Crystal Meth

bob is so spagacked.

by sudafed July 23, 2004

Spivack

A class of homosapiens which came about from the cross of a retarded tree frog and a autistic Orangutan. They are valued in the arts of pleasing others with their extraordinary gift of stupid comments and slow remarks. It is to common belief that they are good at the XBOX360 game Shaun White Snowboarding, but this was recently proven wrong. You will know you are in the presence of a Spivack when they constantly use phrases such as "It's Straight", "So GAYYY", "Fuckin' Faggot", "Ghskkdkrewsdsfhgg!". Often these phrases will be used in fits of anger which can be controlled with the simple tool of a plunger to the head. It is the most common move to contain a wild Spivack. Their weakest vital point on the body is the head, almost any where else is ineffective. Their most famous contribution to our society is their pronographic website called cs.com. One of their most common hobbies is to smoke weed, in which case they become very lazy but extremely funny. In all a spivack is a very simple life form, and does not contribute in many ways other than pleasing whoever is friends with them with.

Guy 1: Whoaaaa! that guys acting all spivack up in here.
Guy 2: Get a plunger.

by Hobb a Goblin December 17, 2008