Spivack 

A class of homosapiens which came about from the cross of a retarded tree frog and a autistic Orangutan. They are valued in the arts of pleasing others with their extraordinary gift of stupid comments and slow remarks. It is to common belief that they are good at the XBOX360 game Shaun White Snowboarding, but this was recently proven wrong. You will know you are in the presence of a Spivack when they constantly use phrases such as "It's Straight", "So GAYYY", "Fuckin' Faggot", "Ghskkdkrewsdsfhgg!". Often these phrases will be used in fits of anger which can be controlled with the simple tool of a plunger to the head. It is the most common move to contain a wild Spivack. Their weakest vital point on the body is the head, almost any where else is ineffective. Their most famous contribution to our society is their pronographic website called cs.com. One of their most common hobbies is to smoke weed, in which case they become very lazy but extremely funny. In all a spivack is a very simple life form, and does not contribute in many ways other than pleasing whoever is friends with them with.

Guy 1: Whoaaaa! that guys acting all spivack up in here.
Guy 2: Get a plunger.

Spivack by Hobb a Goblin December 17, 2008

spidacked 

When a person has taken too much amphetamine or methamphetamine and is going at too fast of a rate to function properly. Often times the person will be paranoid, sketchy, or have nervous twitches. Usually a person that is spidacked will pick at their face excessively and will not leave the house.

She was so spidacked that she could not even show up for our date last night. When I called her she said we could not talk because her phone was tapped. She needs to lay off the dope.

spidacked by fartwhisperer July 17, 2010

spigacked 

someone who shot meth

spigacked by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Spigacked 

A straight up tweaker. Somone who you can tell is completely spun out of their mind. Often has angy conversation with themselves.

TIM- Hey is that tweaker talking to himself?
BOB- haha yea he is, that guy is spigacked!

Spigacked by macn casey June 25, 2009

spivak 

syn. for Lucky Pierre

the meat in a dude sandwich, often involved getting/giving anal ALSO administering oral to a Luckier Pierre.

Dude, that guys walkin funny, and has a suspicious glow to his face...what a fuckin Spivak.

spivak by RRDCLKMGDJ November 2, 2004

Spinackertasium 

A quick and spirited spin and or turning motion from an approaching preditor. Such as an un desirable that approches you on the dance floor so you Spinackertasium away to safety.

Let Spinackertasium away from that horse face

Spinackertasium by Rebecca Harper May 30, 2006

Hairy Spivak

An ingrown hair on the taint that has a pimple like head. Once punctured the opening becomes vagina-like.

Once my Hairy Spivak was lanced, I felt much better and more like a woman.

Hairy Spivak by Tito Santana Green April 21, 2009